[Gar arches an eyebrow at Kaden before shaking his head and sighing.]
You have so much to learn.
OK, first, there are two basic kinds of candies. Chocolate - and everything else. Every dessert needs to have something to appeal to both categories, or else you're not gonna feel like you're getting your proper dessert intake.
There's also subdivisions.
Chocolate bars aren't real desserts; they're just snacks. You can have 'em whenever. So we've only filled like, a quarter of the chocolate quota.
Anyway, this is a candy apple, so we're filling the other quota now - and because it's also fruit, it only counts as half.
See?
[Gar chomps down on a gooey caramel apple and sighs in contentment.]
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[Gar arches an eyebrow at Kaden before shaking his head and sighing.]
You have so much to learn.
OK, first, there are two basic kinds of candies. Chocolate - and everything else. Every dessert needs to have something to appeal to both categories, or else you're not gonna feel like you're getting your proper dessert intake.
There's also subdivisions.
Chocolate bars aren't real desserts; they're just snacks. You can have 'em whenever. So we've only filled like, a quarter of the chocolate quota.
Anyway, this is a candy apple, so we're filling the other quota now - and because it's also fruit, it only counts as half.
See?
[Gar chomps down on a gooey caramel apple and sighs in contentment.]