Wow, really? How long do you have to work at something like that?

[Inhaling food is... something. Chewing is supposed to be important, but man, sometimes there's something you just really want to dig into. He can respect that.]

Too much sugar will keep me from being able to nap later, and too much butter will give me heartburn, and it's just not healthy. But maybe there's a bag of popcorn somewhere that doesn't have too much on it...