[As Jack is being dragged to his certain doom to be devoured by sentient plants, his cries for help go unheeded, swallowed up by the night. It is a terrible tragedy in the making... Is there no one brave enough and strong enough to defend this innocent youth and this fair city?]
Hiiiii-yah!
[From the shadows, a hero leaps! And... karate chops the vine, which doesn't really do anything, but it looks kinda cool. More pertinently, in his free hand, the hero is holding... a large pair of gardening shears?]
Never fear, citizen! Captain, uh... Cutter? wait what did i decide on is on the case! You'll be free in a jiffy.
Don't mind me, just your local everyday superhero. With a giant pair of scissors.
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Hiiiii-yah!
[From the shadows, a hero leaps! And... karate chops the vine, which doesn't really do anything, but it looks kinda cool. More pertinently, in his free hand, the hero is holding... a large pair of gardening shears?]
Never fear, citizen! Captain, uh... Cutter? wait what did i decide on is on the case! You'll be free in a jiffy.
Don't mind me, just your local everyday superhero. With a giant pair of scissors.
[He brandishes his shears.]