[ they sure do, mailmen are even trained to have one or even two cans of dog mace on them at all times :') ]

I believe running would ultimately be futile, sir. I make many stops by nature, and laser guns don't run out of ammo. Even a small child could tag me if they were persistent enough.

[ so he has to destroy the children before they destroy him ig ]

These are uncertain times. I have even seen an unarmed man with a broken leg targeted.