[Jeez. It took her way longer than it should have to find the edge of this damn thing. She'd taken an umbrella to feel her way around a little and make sure she wasn't tripping over anything-- and you know. Just in case she had to smack anyone who tried anything funny. But now that she's found it... hell, she doesn't know what to do with it. She sure as heck isn't going to touch it.
Not directly anyway. Instead she pokes at the dome with her umbrella. When there's no reaction, she gives it a small tap. And then a little harder.
Suddenly there are spikes and her cheap umbrella is stuck on them.]
...ugh. Fine, I didn't need that.
II.
[Not to brag or anything, but Edna was pretty good at getting by in the dark with nothing but her cellphone to light up her surroundings. It was super obvious when the lights at her feet appeared; swirling and swaying. Okay-- so she could have just ignored it. But part of her was interested to see where the heck it would take her.]
...it's just some cruddy old tunnel.
[Yet she leans over and takes a picture with the flash on. It illuminates the entrance for a moment but it's gone seconds later. She studies it and shakes her head.]
Yeah right. No way. Whatever the trick is here-- you're not getting me.
[Just wait. Sooner or later someone is going to start screaming and it's going to be like some kind of horror story.
Okay, nah, like that would really happen.
...not that she'd be able to turn around and walk away if that really did happen.]
III.
[Now this is more like it. If they're gonna be stuck in the dark, time to have some fun with it. She has one of the orange guns and has made herself scarce. She's small and agile so stealth is her game. It's just a matter of whether or not she's quick enough. When she goes for the shot, she's not as subtle.]
Pew pew. [Yes. The noise. She made it when she shot.] Better be careful.
[--she says, whether it hit or not. Really, she's just all about baiting you to get in on the game.]
Bonus.
[Oh. My. God. Kill her now. Weird electric whatever? Fine. Bad music? Bad! She's way over this kind of thing okay. It's embarrassing. So when it ends up in a video chat her annoyed face lets up a little.]
Thank god it's over.
[She doesn't even care if she knows you. This is a blessing.]
Edna (Adelina "Ada" Hale) | Tales of Zestiria
O...kay.
[Jeez. It took her way longer than it should have to find the edge of this damn thing. She'd taken an umbrella to feel her way around a little and make sure she wasn't tripping over anything-- and you know. Just in case she had to smack anyone who tried anything funny. But now that she's found it... hell, she doesn't know what to do with it. She sure as heck isn't going to touch it.
Not directly anyway. Instead she pokes at the dome with her umbrella. When there's no reaction, she gives it a small tap. And then a little harder.
Suddenly there are spikes and her cheap umbrella is stuck on them.]
...ugh. Fine, I didn't need that.
II.
[Not to brag or anything, but Edna was pretty good at getting by in the dark with nothing but her cellphone to light up her surroundings. It was super obvious when the lights at her feet appeared; swirling and swaying. Okay-- so she could have just ignored it. But part of her was interested to see where the heck it would take her.]
...it's just some cruddy old tunnel.
[Yet she leans over and takes a picture with the flash on. It illuminates the entrance for a moment but it's gone seconds later. She studies it and shakes her head.]
Yeah right. No way. Whatever the trick is here-- you're not getting me.
[Just wait. Sooner or later someone is going to start screaming and it's going to be like some kind of horror story.
Okay, nah, like that would really happen.
...not that she'd be able to turn around and walk away if that really did happen.]
III.
[Now this is more like it. If they're gonna be stuck in the dark, time to have some fun with it. She has one of the orange guns and has made herself scarce. She's small and agile so stealth is her game. It's just a matter of whether or not she's quick enough. When she goes for the shot, she's not as subtle.]
Pew pew. [Yes. The noise. She made it when she shot.] Better be careful.
[--she says, whether it hit or not. Really, she's just all about baiting you to get in on the game.]
Bonus.
[Oh. My. God. Kill her now. Weird electric whatever? Fine. Bad music? Bad! She's way over this kind of thing okay. It's embarrassing. So when it ends up in a video chat her annoyed face lets up a little.]
Thank god it's over.
[She doesn't even care if she knows you. This is a blessing.]
What the hell was that?