This is the first time I've been outside in six months.

[Waves his hand.]

I'll pass.

[. . .]

And I know "Pathetic guy with no skills to speak of" is more or less the most common protagonist trope––it's pretty unrealistic. Like those guys that are the protags of harem anime...No girl would ever have any interest in a guy like that.

[. . . . . .]

Not to mention you met me, what, five minutes ago?