[Too bad that 'someone' is busy looking at his camera and computer setup to notice the other person glancing at him...at least at first. When he finally does, he smiles back, moving the entire thing towards her.]

...HOOOOOOU! Nice to meet you! Sorry, sorry, but we're live right now with all my fans!

[Oh great. A youtuber.]

But remember everyone! Being friendly is always important! How can I help you?