...THEN HE'LL WEAR THEM IN WINTER somehow that's less embarrassing than her making a scene about him not wearing them...

and

oh my god, these rules...... i'm so happy she wants him to be part of this, she's such a good friend... of course he'll attend despite the fact 75% of these involve things he doesn't want to do. he doesn't actually think he gets a real say in the matter honestly