[This smug asshole, they have never gotten along since the day they met. But right now, he should just ignore him and reign his temper back, focus on the turkey and ensure that class resumes peacefully. That would be the responsible thing to do, so someone of his status should start on it!

...He does none of those things.]

An hour's a lot longer than you can last! Someone like yourself can't remain silent without wanting to hear the sound of their own nasally voice!

[The turkey is about ready to peck them both and be the true hero here.]