[This very astute comment is given by none other than Kiyotaka Ishida, who is currently glaring at a turkey that is sitting not so innocently on top of his desk. It seems smug, somehow, if a turkey can look smug and the irate college student only points at it more.]
You're disturbing the important lesson that our professor is no doubt trying to teach us! [Clearly, he's not the one making the most ruckus at the moment...] This room, this building is an institution for learning, not for turkeys to lay their eggs in! If you do not see yourself out in the next minute, then I will escort you out myself!
[Yes, he's talking to a turkey.]
i-b
[Well, he can't just let this golden egg lay in the middle of the hallway like this! What if a student trips on it and breaks their leg or even worse!! No, he must remove it and place it outside somewhere, maybe in a nest! It's not like he wants to actively harm birds, but safety must be the top priority for everyone!
So, without thinking about it more, Ishida kneels down to pick up the golden egg...
...And anyone close by will suddenly find themselves splattered with mud and bugs. Oops? Ishida himself is covered and he looks mostly shocked, although that emotion is slowly turning into anger. Somehow, he hasn't yet noticed anyone else that might've been caught in the 'blast zone.' There is one thing that he is focused on though.]
These hallways are even more of a hazard now!! [PEOPLE CAN SLIP AND FALL!! Hopefully no one falls around him...]
ii
[See that grocery cart of food slammed against your hopefully not brand new car? Yep, that is Ishida's grocery cart and he's standing around and waiting for the owner of the car to show up because that... definitely left a mark. He's doing his best to remain calm, but it's obvious that he's nervous about this whole thing.
And guilty.
And mentally swearing a lot, but only mentally. That's because he's a well-behaved and morally good person now! Well, he tries his hardest at least.]
[Ishimaru's comment at the au workshop can be found here!]
kiyotaka ishimaru "ishida" | dangan ronpa
TURKEYS DO NOT BELONG IN THE CLASSROOM!
[This very astute comment is given by none other than Kiyotaka Ishida, who is currently glaring at a turkey that is sitting not so innocently on top of his desk. It seems smug, somehow, if a turkey can look smug and the irate college student only points at it more.]
You're disturbing the important lesson that our professor is no doubt trying to teach us! [Clearly, he's not the one making the most ruckus at the moment...] This room, this building is an institution for learning, not for turkeys to lay their eggs in! If you do not see yourself out in the next minute, then I will escort you out myself!
[Yes, he's talking to a turkey.]
i-b
[Well, he can't just let this golden egg lay in the middle of the hallway like this! What if a student trips on it and breaks their leg or even worse!! No, he must remove it and place it outside somewhere, maybe in a nest! It's not like he wants to actively harm birds, but safety must be the top priority for everyone!
So, without thinking about it more, Ishida kneels down to pick up the golden egg...
...And anyone close by will suddenly find themselves splattered with mud and bugs. Oops? Ishida himself is covered and he looks mostly shocked, although that emotion is slowly turning into anger. Somehow, he hasn't yet noticed anyone else that might've been caught in the 'blast zone.' There is one thing that he is focused on though.]
These hallways are even more of a hazard now!! [PEOPLE CAN SLIP AND FALL!! Hopefully no one falls around him...]
ii
[See that grocery cart of food slammed against your hopefully not brand new car? Yep, that is Ishida's grocery cart and he's standing around and waiting for the owner of the car to show up because that... definitely left a mark. He's doing his best to remain calm, but it's obvious that he's nervous about this whole thing.
And guilty.
And mentally swearing a lot, but only mentally. That's because he's a well-behaved and morally good person now! Well, he tries his hardest at least.]
[Ishimaru's comment at the au workshop can be found here!]