"♪ Bullshit Circus & Etc. Skills: tightrope walking, flying trapeze (of note he did this WITHOUT PRACTICING and said it was easy after all and was able to do special tricks on the first go, what the actual fuck), balancing on one of those large plastic balls in a variety of positions (sitting, handstand, etc), generalized acrobatics, juggling, balancing on his hands on a ball while Yuta balances on the soles of Hinata's feet BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT, underwater acrobatics (???), synchronized swimming, doing handstands on top of stacked chairs, apparently he knows some kung fu?, he can use a chain weight weapon why, KNOWS PRESSURE POINTS because he's been studying massage techniques because what the fuck are the Aoi twins, breathing fire, balloon art, yoga poses???"

so someday he can teach her to breathe fire WHAT THEN