✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[frisyr]

aw poor mafuyu :(

[twostringsonebow]

[Yukiko, you're a blessing on this earth. This is much easier.]

I'd bed Hanamaru, marry Narukami, and Miss Velveteen is unfortunately being told to step off the plank.

[... though he still doesn't like the thing of killing if it Has to be done.]

[lalliho]

...I have no idea who Kurt is, so I guess I would kill...him?

[???? Feels kinda bad, but the other two would feel worse.]

Um... I guess I'll sleep with Emil and marry Prompto? He's nicer to talk to. I'd rather marry a friend than some weird, stupid Swede.

Re: Goro Majima

[thisloveisjustice]

Fai, Kazuhira, and Ardyn

[mincingminuet]

Definitely saw that coming.

[roseblooms]

man he can't kill yusuke

he spends half the series trying to die for yusuke

he'd be like off i go to kill yusuke BUT THEN I WILL JUMP IN FRONT OF THE BLOW AT THE CRITICAL MOMENT, HEROICALLY SACRIFICING MYSELF FOR THE CAUSE and fuck it up

[standalonehuman]

Am I just destined to marry into the Izunia family in this game? Apparently. Obvious choice. Only ones who can put up with each other's schedules.
And Fynn wouldn't mind if I'm boinking Yoon-sung on the side. Professor Augustine is very nice, but Yoon-sung does edge him out, so Augustine has to go off the cliff.

[elevelvetor]

He's simply the most expendable existence in that list. Akira is a dear... friend of mine [ he used the friend word, she can too ] and Souji would be distraught if he lost his brother, I'm sure.

At least, I imagine he would...? I've never had a sibling before, so I'm actually not certain.

[burningblossoms]

Harsh.

[But then. She's flashing a thumbs up.]

[frisyr]

that would work too

like he'd die but really just get blooD EVERYWHERE

and come back

[twostringsonebow]

[she's not sorry at all.]

Yes, he's tasted some of it as well. I have no doubts that he's looking forward to our marriage.

[bitemefightme]

Yato, Zelos, Orion.

[Purposefully throwing his name in there because he knows how much you hate him, Kaiba. Burn.]

ann takamaki

[ladytakamaki]

[burningblossoms]

This is fair. And I think accurate, but I can't verify that.

[roseblooms]

man there's a reason why i have this in kurama's profile

like

please stop trying to die so much okay you do this at least three times in the series that i can immediately name alone

[standalonehuman]

Yeah, he's got some proven stability, there. Definitely marriage material.

[thisloveisjustice]

Bye Augustine. So nice knowing you.

But really. Boinking. Could you date your slang any harder?

[lalliho]

Tuuri, Dave, Dante

[burningblossoms]

Well...Eleanor, Elizabeth, and Naoto.

No easy choices for you.

[prometheanflame]

No hard feelings, she knows we don't exactly get along well.

[cattack]

There is no circumstance in which I would sleep with Tatsuo. And whatever I choose for Detective Matsuoka, I feel there will be a grudge directed at me.

Is the point of this game to have nothing but terrible options?

[burningblossoms]

Eleanor, Elizabeth, and Naoto, same ones Yosuke got.

Eijirou Kirishima (Cutter)

[explodosafe]

[burningblossoms]

Hmm. Akira, Elizabeth, and Yosuke.

[standalonehuman]

Well. 'Nailing' has extra connotations and I wouldn't want to make assumptions about the nature of my and Yoon-sung's relationship.