✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[maskreant]

[ Looks back. ]

Oh, sorry. I didn't know that was part of it, so I was a little lost. That's fine with me.

[browbeater]

Thanks. I'm glad you approve.

[this time, at least.]

[twostringsonebow]

[Akira.]

Exactly what I ask. I don't suppose you'll exchange your cat for someone else, at least?

[maskreant]

Where's the fun in that?

[ WHAT'S THE POINT IF IT ISN'T HARD ]

[maskreant]

[ Hmm... ]

That's quite the dilemma. I'm still working on my own issues and I don't want anyone getting caught in that... But if he'll accept me, then I'll wonder if he's crazy or an idiot.

[ As in you do you, I guess. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[oh, my god.]

He's a... oh, nevermind. I suppose I can work with that.

[This is actually really easy, but he's just. Embarrassed. Ahem ahem.]

... Kill Silver, marry Morrigan, and take you to bed.

[maskreant]

That would be too sad... I'll revive you somehow.

[ Good. Please do. ]

[maskreant]

Kaitou Kiddo, Protagonist from Personaggio 5, and the app Retrospec.

[ He will keep you safe, imouto. ]

[maskreant]

Sure. Make up as many cognitive mes as you want to fit your favorite story.

[ Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. ]

[maskreant]

So you would marry my cat.

[ this was all a set up why did goro even grace him with an answer ]

[prometheanflame]

I'll have to agree with her; it's a handsome trait in a man.

[maskreant]

Ann, Anne, or Anna.

[twostringsonebow]

[because he is playing a game]

I don't want to kill him and the other option is illegal, Akira.

[maskreant]

Right.

[ not going to kinkshame today ]

Well, I look forward to your performance in bed.

[hollywooding]

Rejected.

[twostringsonebow]

[he doesn't want to play anymore.]

I-I hope you're more active in it next time than you were last time.

[maskreant]

[ shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

I'll take care of you, don't worry.

[maskreant]

Well, I guess you would need to kill one of them... All right.

Ann, Anne, or Sena. You can kill the last one.

[twostringsonebow]

[he's fuckin flatlining]

... Then, I'm in your hands, Akira.

[jesus christ he feels like a fuckin route in a harem game--]

[alitaba]

[ LAME ]

marry Kaito, fuck the app, and kill the protag

juzo sakakura

[outpunch]

[ladytakamaki]

[ SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT ]

...Marry Mary.

ANOTHA ONE

[ladytakamaki]

Proooobably marry Silver, kill Souji. No offense, Souji!

[ladytakamaki]

Marry Yosuke.

[ that's it ]

[complementing]

Say what you will about me, but he'd admittedly be the only lover I'd have to date, so there's not really a high bar to jump there.