✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[stopbleeding]

I'd probably inherit all of them. Does that count as stopping?

[browbeater]

[after some serious investigation on his phone, which he is TOTALLY COMPETENT AT, Mako has the names.]

Ann, Yukiko, Akechi.

[goen]

[ OKAY RYOJI IS DEAD AND THAT'S ALL YATO WANTED OUT OF THIS. He's already Death, it's fine. ]

So next is Yuki and that kid you skated with once. What do you think? Yuki's way better marriage material, right?

[crudest]

I guess if I can destroy them all in one fell swoop that's okay.

[feistytrader]

Am I allowed to kill off the memory you, or is this going to be a really weird series of events in Vegas?

[...Either way it's going to be a really weird series of events in Vegas, probably.]

[maskreant]

Dawg?

[ IS IT LIKE THIS?? ]

[youraffection]

Yeah, that's better!

[maskreant]

[ YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THIS ]

All right. Let me watch you ravish your lover, young master.

[covenantal]

[ akira stop ]

No.

[stopbleeding]

Don't you dare. Those are good ugly sweaters.

[originallutece]

Fawkes, Ardyn and myself.

[redarm]

......I'm not answering that question.

[covenantal]

[ Gives him kind of a Look. ]

... I was going for a "faithful companion turned traitor" angle, but now I'm wondering what you thought I meant.

[maskreant]

I thought so.

[ WINNNNNER ]

[covenantal]

[ SHUT UUUUUPPPPPP

akira kurusu is the worst, txt it ]

[truedetective]

In my defense, there really wasn't much of a right answer to this one.

[feistytrader]

[...You know, he never wanted to think about the fact that Jaeger is sort of hot, but now he has to. Thanks, Shuji.]

Yeah, but he'd ruin it the second he opened his mouth.

[JUST... ROLL WITH IT...]

[covenantal]

... that's fair.

[thesettingsun]

You'd know better than I would, I don't work with him.

[maskreant]

Thanks, dawg. [ PFFT. ] Try to stay alive.

[crushcard]

[ he didn't ask for this ]

Easy. [ actually a lie. ] Marry Fawkes, fuck you and... I suppose Ardyn's the only person who could probably talk me out of a murder attempt.

[ look, no one said that the kill had to be successful. ]

[crudest]

What's that? "Baren, dunk them all in gasoline and then throw a live match into the closet?" Sure, Z! You got it!

[youraffection]

Oh my god, STOP IT.

[stopbleeding]

I'LL LEAVE COFFEE STAINS ON ALL YOUR CLOTHES!!

[covenantal]

[ just

kind of

stares at him ]

Are you saying you don't want me to ravish you in public?