✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[crushcard]

[ w o w ]

Kill Jim, because he's condescending as hell.

[ that was the only obvious answer tbh ]

And I refuse to marry you, so Baren it is.

[darkinferno]

It sounds like you really love him a lot, huh?

[Oops, there's that mischievous grin...]

But don't think I didn't notice you didn't choose the other two, Anya.

[youraffection]

[ O M G??

This is Yosuke (gently??) shoving Yu away. ]

This is fuck, marry, kill, not honesty hour!!

[constellates]

[don't encourage ryoji into the embrace of death wtf]

Ryoji can marry Yuuko. He will go to her now. Легко!

["Easy!" LMFAO NEXT QUESTION]

[maskreant]

no

minako is going to stop him again and his friends will save ryoji

somehow

SOME WAY

CARD YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE

[constellates]

I love Yato more than anyone.

[she has a crush on yuri and yet here we are

here we are

as for the other two - ]

Davenka and Yuratchka can marry each other. Happy!

[kittycaterer]

[ I mean. He's not lying? You're kind of cute. ]

[kittycaterer]

If I knew Souji I'd tell you.

[crudest]

Bring a guy coffee one time and then bam you're marriage material.

Thanks, bossman.

[youraffection]

[ He...really has. Ironic Akira's the only one who let him live. ]

Woof...

[appraiser]

i guess the only choice left is for ryoji to die and the world is spared

i have the icons at the ready

[maskreant]

[crushcard]

[ coffee is the way to raise his confidant rank, didn't u know this ]

You're welcome.

[maskreant]

[ oh............... ]

... I meant as in "friend," not dog dog.

[covenantal]

No need to be so jealous.

[lalliho]

thx husbando

[buncho]

lmao mafuyu on the list is easy mode, KILL HER W NO HESITATION

[youraffection]

Dude you said it totally wrong. You really need to up your street lingo game.

yuri plisetsky

[catsudon]

but not really b/c his answer is

... anyway

[youraffection]

This is what I was talking about!

[covenantal]

[ WEAK!!

he's so... weak... ]

I-I won't be brought down by such tricks! You betrayed and abandoned me... my heart is too hardened to be softened by such cuteness!!

Kurogane

[shutupmage]

[crudest]

I don't hate him, he just needs to reset his entire lifestyle.

[THAT'S

BAREN]

If you kill Toasty, do the ugly sweaters stop.

[maskreant]

[ At first he's following, but then... ]

I did what now?

let me live dana

[covenantal]

... does that mean Yosuke and I are dying together ... the tragic lovers, one whom cannot live without the other?

[ thoughtful headtilt. ]

Ah well. At least you'll get to say you had ghosts at your wedding. How many can say that?