um he's not a pervert, don't waste his time?????? he has important work to get back to [graffiti'ing in more girls' restroom stalls]

Snarky friends works! There's a lot to make fun of with this one... He'll probably be annoyed at the snark but it's not like he has better places to be really. Also girl why you stealin food when u rich??? (he'll do it tho)