Maybe one bunny ate one too many veggies off someone's garden? Although I would ask why not have it as a pet at that point.

Shinto shrine? I think I met a priest that maintains one somewhere in the city...bought paper from him to put in a tree.

[Al chuckles and says super lightheartedly]

Do you honestly think my luck can get WORSE? Maybe it's cooldown time or whatever is shorter, but I don't think it can get much worse.

[Al doesn't game much, he would game more if he knew people. But he has an idea of some of the terminology and tries to use it to relate to people. Al is super happy at this moment that they both are connecting and just chilling by a fire like normal people. Despite the bat shit crazy stuff that forced them here.]

I know right! People always want some magic in their life! I can't eat my knife, but I imagine the firewalls or maybe even learning how to dance with my flames could be part of an act!

[Al looks at the magazine cover, oh! So she was at a magazine cover!]

Okay, yeah, the cape would definitely be better than wearing all of that. I take it you see fans tripping all over themselves and go "yeah, I know...I know"