Look, you need to state things clearly and plainly for the record, so no one can twist the words and make the jury think you meant something else. It's all needless procedure, but I live for that. (hey, thanks for the free memory.)

Yep. (apollo whips out his phone, tapping on the retrospec app. which is basically twitter.) A phone app that ruins lives. (so yeah, because of bandori. but your precious waifus are safe.)