Children are dumb, [he corrects stiffly, clearly having been the Only Child Who Didn't Do That Stuff.] But that's why they're so protected~. Weak little grubs.

[he wishes he had a grub to depend on him.]

I'll just aim for whatever's easiest to win. ☆ There's no need for me to go all out for a bunch of brats. It's unsightly for the adorable me.