[ ...Yeah, that's a tough sell, Kurt. She listens, nodding even as he speaks, but as he finishes she pockets her phone before crossing her arms over her chest. ]

You're right, it does sound crazy.

[ Clearly he's just pulling her leg, but... ]

...But let's just say, for the sake of all of this, that I believe you. What kind of changes are you talking about? I'm not going to, like, grow feathers or scales, or a tail or something, right? It's nothing werid like that, right?

[ Oh Lucille, you are talking to the wrong person here. ]