[...yeah okay, so that definitely sounds a little weird and he even looks at his hands like he's expecting them to transform and prove that he has superpowers. No such luck though.]

Seriously? Not gonna lie, that'd be pretty sweet. That means we'd get, like, game bonuses and infinite lives and stuff right? Can I get boosts and stuff? What about special items?

[He might not be taking this too seriously, but he likes video games...]