I saw a river on the coaster, around when I hit the loop. Felt like it was gonna send me headfirst into it. [she's only been on the app for seven months and she's already so desensitized to it. hell, she's barely even paying attention to this girl, instead looking out to the park with an unamused expression.] Could be ghosts if you get on there. Who knows.

[and that's when her head turns and the penny drops.]

Wait. How have you never heard of a roller coaster?