I know... it's weird... Honestly, a lot of the time I feel like it can't possibly be true. I mean, I was just born on regular Earth and grew up normally and happened to move here for school, and then suddenly one day it was like, Oh wait, didn't horses used to be be real? And, like, the color blue?... and then I started remembering weird things from a past life, where I was dead, apparently? And then things just got weirder from there.

...But enough about me!
Ummmm, it's nice to meet you, Mr. ...?