[Al shrugs, it's only going to get worse from here, might as well stream roll through it]

Yep, magic. How I got it is messed up.

The only reason I have magic is that I've pretty much been experimented on, and now I know Retrospec has got you too.

You're going to start remembering stuff that you KNOW never happened here, it will feel real because those are memories from another life.

[Al says all of this quite nonchalant and casual. Then he adds]

By the way, got your phone on you? You should have a new app there you didn't install.