[ meanwhile, the elder of the two just makes a face at him, half-wary and half-dubious. ]
Calm down there, Batdude. [ next you'll be telling her your parents are dead.
wait, they're not actually dead are they. oh my god.
point is, what's with the sudden seriousness, huh?! ]
You're way too young to be sounding that tired already. [ she dusts off some of the glitter that had fallen on him. should she wonder why it's glitter and not glass? probably. right now she's just focusing on the fact that neither of them are seriously hurt, and that's a good thing. ]
you monster... jk ilu
Calm down there, Batdude. [ next you'll be telling her your parents are dead.
wait, they're not actually dead are they. oh my god.
point is, what's with the sudden seriousness, huh?! ]
You're way too young to be sounding that tired already. [ she dusts off some of the glitter that had fallen on him. should she wonder why it's glitter and not glass? probably. right now she's just focusing on the fact that neither of them are seriously hurt, and that's a good thing. ]