[ He gets a real sly, devious, almost mean look on his face as he jerks his head over to the roller coaster, the most intense ride the carnival has to offer. ]

Nah. If we're doing this, we're going all out. We're plastering our butts to that thing until one of us spews.

Now go ahead and shove as much of this down your throat as you can. [ James continues wolfing down food. ]