{ ooc: jesus was in recolle for a brief time before returning back to heaven during good friday (read: he was dropped and ever since was a NPC). he was (is?) known as joshua josephs here, for those who aren't familiar with him, here's a quick info, or his app if you want more details. he'll recognise everyone who's acquainted with him during his time here! any questions or wildcard prompts, feel free to reach me through PM or PP at tsubo! )

Oh no!

[ For someone who wake up with slight dizziness, Joshua's incredible vigour and enthusiasm is one to be applauded. Does he even feel it? Not when he's being surrounded by glass upon waking up! What is this situation? Betraying the worry in his words and thoughts, he looks the least bit concerned with his situation, even appearing slightly excited. Well, he can't deny that he feels at least a little bit thrilled. ]

What to do? Am I trapped?

[ He knocks on the glass before him. ]

Hm?

[ That sound makes him think that it's thinner than he expected. Maybe he can push through? He doesn't really want to hurt his hands by punching it... So he does as he thinks, pushing the glass case forward with just a little bit of strength, and it indeed shatters down into minute pieces of glass. He immediately puts his arms before his face to avoid the glass shards, but a miracle happened -- the shards collapse horizontally like a curtain being pulled down. ]

Eh?!

[ Stepping outside into, he'll start talking to anyone nearby. ]

Did you see that? Did you see that?! What was that?!

A. PLASTIC LOVE
[ It's highly likely you're just walking past minding your own business when Joshua suddenly just gasps in an over-the-top way, coming up to you with a stuffed toy in his hand. He'll look at it once, then back at you. Rinse and repeat. ]

Look!! It's you!

[ He'll hold up a doll that eerily looks like you, the initial surprise in his face turns into a pleased smile. ]

That's so cool! I wonder if there's a doll of me too?

[ Um Joshua no wtf that's creepy?? Be more concerned??? ]

B. LET'S KISS THE SUN
[ Can someone find the guardian of this manchild? Joshua's running around the area with an incredible speed, looking amazed and happy. If you try to stop him, he will do that immediately! If you don't, well, he'll find you eventually and attempt to talk to you! ]

Haha! I don't know what's going on but after eating the hotdog and cotton candy from that stall I feel so energised! I can move so fast, too, you saw that right?! Do you think I'm finally finding my inner strength?

C. RED LIGHTNING
Hey! Wanna ride with me? I really wanted to try the ferris wheel, but it's weird going on alone, so...

[ If this is said by anyone else in another way, it's gonna sound like a pick-up line, but this is Joshua we're talking about. Nothing about it is flirty, if anything you might be able to see some imaginary tail wagging behind him as his eyes sparkle at you like a child at a candy store. Please Mom? Dad?? ]

There, there.

[ You probably (no, most definitely) didn't ask for it, but here you are, having your head petted by a grown man who looks incredibly satisfied after doing so. ]

People say I give the best headpats! Do you think so too?

[ What is this situation. ]