[ so... here he is... walking in a human chain... holding hands with two other people. and one of them seems to be you.

well, at least his palms aren't sweaty. for the moment, anyway. ]

...Hi!
...This is kind of awkward, huh? Ahaha...

[ he's gonna make carly rae jepsen. don't @ him ]

[ catch him on the carousel or Ferris wheel ONLY. all those other rides are gonna be a no from him, dog. ]

[ he's cruising around on a highly pixelated sprite version of this bad boy! no polygons here--it's all pre-rendered, and can be seen from either perfectly straight on, perfectly sideways, or at a three-quarters angle.

anyway, he's more than happy to stop and chat. when he does, a Stop Trying to Make Fetch Quests Happen banner pops up over his head... ]

Beta#1101171543
I think my cats ate one of those bug things. Should I take them to the vet??

(This is Jamie Doh btw)

[ you know ;) ]