[ Being the Super High School Level Analyst does have its perks, at least. But his clear and obvious surprise just amuses her oh so very much to the point where she's almost dying inside.
No, wait, she's already dead.
But details, details. ]
Died? Oh, you-- wait, maybe I probably shouldn't tell you that yet. It's spoilers. Then again, it would be much butter to tell you now and see if you'd give me even the slightest bit of a good reaction than to keep it a secret. Well, we'll see how I'm feeling after a tiny bit of monologuing. I might get a little bored and spill the beans. Just like I'm already getting bored of coming up with butter puns, so let's move on from that- oops, I'm saying too much.
In fact, I'd assume this is hell, but I haven't been greeted with that disgusting hope that I hate soooo much, so probably not. But that's not answering your question, now is it? You asked how'd I get here, and honestly? [ She shrugs her shoulders in a way that seems almost too calm. ] I don't know the answer to that, either. Sorry.
butter puns shall continue until morale improves
No, wait, she's already dead.
But details, details. ]
Died? Oh, you-- wait, maybe I probably shouldn't tell you that yet. It's spoilers. Then again, it would be much butter to tell you now and see if you'd give me even the slightest bit of a good reaction than to keep it a secret. Well, we'll see how I'm feeling after a tiny bit of monologuing. I might get a little bored and spill the beans. Just like I'm already getting bored of coming up with butter puns, so let's move on from that- oops, I'm saying too much.
In fact, I'd assume this is hell, but I haven't been greeted with that disgusting hope that I hate soooo much, so probably not. But that's not answering your question, now is it? You asked how'd I get here, and honestly? [ She shrugs her shoulders in a way that seems almost too calm. ] I don't know the answer to that, either. Sorry.
[ She's not actually sorry at all. ]