[So you might be minding your own business, poking around the lab, creating new people or trying to find old friends/comrades in this maze of tanks. Suddenly, a foot busts through the glass of one of the tubes, sending shards and smoke exploding in every which direction, as a loud voice rings out from the chasm:]
SURPRISE, BITCH! YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE LAST OF ME?!
[... you might want to try dodging some of that]
iiia)
[The worst thing that could happen is to let this idiot loose in a carnival, honestly-- but he's going to be throwing an arm over whoever is near, giving them a mischievous grin, before thumbing towards one of the rides.]
So how many rounds on this thing do you think it'll take before one of us hurls?
[Judging by the amount of snacks he's carting in his other arm? Probably not a lot.]
iiib)
[When not coercing other folks to go on the rides with him, he's occupying himself with the various games on the midway, with... varying degrees of luck. At least he's killing it with the shooting game (albeit with a pretty unconventional gun, but hey, no one's really putting any rules up for this), but he looks outright offended when his prize turns out to be... well, this.]
Cripes, really?! If I wanted a little blue dump-monster, I would've brought him with me.
[So, hey random person nearby, have a squishy blue penguin unceremoniously plopped into your arms.]
Here. No bright lights, don't get him wet, and don't feed this little asshole after midnight, alright?
iv
[So... maybe you're having a problem with one of the virus bugs, or you rounded the wrong corner and happen to be surrounded by them. Either way, when all looks bleak-- or maybe you're actually just doing really well, and almost got the drop on them-- a yell echoes across the distance, brash and loud and obnoxious.]
YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET YOUR ASS EXTERMINATED!
SHOTGUN!
[And... oh, that is indeed a huge shower of lights and explosions hitting all those bugs at once. And... probably kicking up a ton of pixel dust and sidewalk too, no doubt. THANKS FOR THAT, YUSUKE??]
wildcard
[I AM DOWN FOR ALL THE THINGS, let's do all the stupid shonen antics ok]
projected example
[So you might be minding your own business, poking around the lab, creating new people or trying to find old friends/comrades in this maze of tanks. Suddenly, a foot busts through the glass of one of the tubes, sending shards and smoke exploding in every which direction, as a loud voice rings out from the chasm:]
SURPRISE, BITCH! YOU THOUGHT YOU SAW THE LAST OF ME?!
[... you might want to try dodging some of that]
iiia)
[The worst thing that could happen is to let this idiot loose in a carnival, honestly-- but he's going to be throwing an arm over whoever is near, giving them a mischievous grin, before thumbing towards one of the rides.]
So how many rounds on this thing do you think it'll take before one of us hurls?
[Judging by the amount of snacks he's carting in his other arm? Probably not a lot.]
iiib)
[When not coercing other folks to go on the rides with him, he's occupying himself with the various games on the midway, with... varying degrees of luck. At least he's killing it with the shooting game (albeit with a pretty unconventional gun, but hey, no one's really putting any rules up for this), but he looks outright offended when his prize turns out to be... well, this.]
Cripes, really?! If I wanted a little blue dump-monster, I would've brought him with me.
[So, hey random person nearby, have a squishy blue penguin unceremoniously plopped into your arms.]
Here. No bright lights, don't get him wet, and don't feed this little asshole after midnight, alright?
iv
[So... maybe you're having a problem with one of the virus bugs, or you rounded the wrong corner and happen to be surrounded by them. Either way, when all looks bleak-- or maybe you're actually just doing really well, and almost got the drop on them-- a yell echoes across the distance, brash and loud and obnoxious.]
YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET YOUR ASS EXTERMINATED!
SHOTGUN!
[And... oh, that is indeed a huge shower of lights and explosions hitting all those bugs at once. And... probably kicking up a ton of pixel dust and sidewalk too, no doubt. THANKS FOR THAT, YUSUKE??]
wildcard
[I AM DOWN FOR ALL THE THINGS, let's do all the stupid shonen antics ok]