flkasfdslk she was totally being nice, definitely. but let's be real he probably deserved to be sat on, definitely mouthed off at the slightest challenge to his reign as jungle gym king. and for that one brief moment in time, she thought m a y b e... but no they are complete disaster gays. also he probably hated her being taller for so long but HOW THE TURN TABLES... turned 14 and since then he's been hitting growth spurts with no signs of stopping yet. every new quarter-inch is a fresh victory over her.

It's ok all parents learn to accept defeat when it comes to their kids doing the opposite of what they wanted. If they wanna commiserate with his mom they totally can, he's pretty sure she's got a support group going.