Fuckin' sike, John's eventually gonna end up with two Striders dual-convo'ing him at 3am. Dave naks at Dirk, Dirk naks back, and they both probably got a side convo with John about whatever the fuck they're talking about with each other.

Yesss super nerds diggin' thru electronic trash, perfect. And hell yeah he'll teach Hiro how to parkour, basics anyway. Join him in the urban ninja ways, because who needs stairs? Not them.