a little brother he probably never asked for. but dirk's very existence is a gift he is forced to accept. and SO MANY APPLE GOODS.... real talk, citrus is his jam, but he will pretend apple is his favorite if it means swiping the last slice from dave every single time just to be a brat.

aldkfjsd their mom trusted you, man!! you were supposed to be the good influence!! but god there's probably been at least one major scrape that's totally the result of a challenge from eren. "bet you can't do that same trick going down the rails" "fuckin' watch me"

five minutes later: "ok so the story we're telling the nurses is that i'm a wayward vagrant with no parents to call and you are a just a random good samaritan, ok?"