He's definitely here to bond over giving Dave a hard time and also thank god Dave has someone else he can bother at 3am on occasions that John just wants to sleep

YOU'RE NOT WRONG? They'd have a good time scavenging for stuff and I think I wrote in Hiro's blurb somewhere that he definitely upgrades the appliances in his house just for shits and giggles. (His poor sister...) I think he'd also ask Dirk to try and teach him parkour because it's right up his alley and he'd support Dirk's dumb ventures. Let's do it!