she's perfect. also might be a terrible person. but perfect. but listen, starting a paperball war is easy. winning the paperball war? now that takes skill, steady aim, and a best bro who'll slamdunk the enemy with an entire wastebasket full of 'em. and detention?? totally ineffective at neutralizing them.

and he's no psychologist, but have you considered that if you dream of all your friends as furries, and you prefer them as furries... maybe that says something about your true, anthropomorphic self. think about it. (and no problem, he's here for you, my man. look, he made the drawing anyway, thought it'd cheer you up. go ahead and put that on the fridge, it's a strider original.)