stage magic bc he's a lame weirdo and homestuck is dumb and so is my au for him

IM DASHING OUT THE DOOR TO LEAVE MY OFFICE FINALLY, give me like ~30 minutes to get dinner and get home and I'll write up a starter for you in the log I just tossed up and I'll link u I don't know how to tell time, does something like this work for you?

Also unrelated, Hei, do you mind if I friend you on plurk?