>situations in which a dear friend is suddenly extremely serious about wanting to murder another dear friend...

I hate that I could actually get a regain out of that too. And kind of the adopted siblings one. Hm.

ANYWAY I really, really enjoy Jamie threads and just want to say as much. I can't offer any wholesome stuff but Malik could continue to be an asshole in Jamie's general direction ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I guess it depends on how serious you'd want to go with negative/bully cr so uhhhh
Although Malik doesn't entirely hate him, he's just. Baffled. That Jamie keeps talking to him about stuff.