[More ass than a toilet seat. The day that Ardyn Izunia even comes close to muttering such a phrase is when the universe collapses in on itself. Being explicit is definitely Jack's forte, though the law professor can certainly appreciate the wit laden behind all of it. And so he just laughs, a sincere one to boot.]

I'll leave the explicit exclamations to you. You say them so much better than I.

[Ah, but at the pat on the shoulder, he shakes his head with amusement.] I do appreciate it. There's something to be said about being unchained from one's familial obligations. [And then he shrugs.] Snakes? Not flames?

[Is he being serious? Joking? Impossible to tell.]