Yeah, I was kinda torn between that one, "more ass than a toilet seat", and "in there like swimwear"? Pretty accurate any way you slice it. Scars are bonafide boner material to most people for whatever reason.
You can totally use those, bee-tee-dubs. Doesn't seem like your style, explicit is kinda my shtick and all, buuuut hell. Go for it.
[ Audible textspeak just happened and he's not even ashamed of himself. Jack listens intently, though, nodding sagely near the end - then leaning over to give Ardyn a comradely pat on the shoulder. ]
Eh, better off this way. Got a good career... fast track to tenure... not totally sure what else you do with your time? Or who? But ya did good for yourself, Izunia. You're a self-made man.
And you're a self-made man that's about to get a frickin' sick tattoo, which is even better. I suggest a flaming demon head vomiting a couple of really pissed off snakes.
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You can totally use those, bee-tee-dubs. Doesn't seem like your style, explicit is kinda my shtick and all, buuuut hell. Go for it.
[ Audible textspeak just happened and he's not even ashamed of himself. Jack listens intently, though, nodding sagely near the end - then leaning over to give Ardyn a comradely pat on the shoulder. ]
Eh, better off this way. Got a good career... fast track to tenure... not totally sure what else you do with your time? Or who? But ya did good for yourself, Izunia. You're a self-made man.
And you're a self-made man that's about to get a frickin' sick tattoo, which is even better. I suggest a flaming demon head vomiting a couple of really pissed off snakes.