No way.

[And suddenly and surprisingly, Suzu's being openly indignant, albeit rather subtly. She actually doesn't avoid eye contact this time, with a slight huff of disbelief. Nuh uh, dude. You can laundry-extor her all you want, but there are limits...!]

I might be kind of dumb, but you're obviously messing with me~? Wouldn't people immediately notice that being super weird and wrong and stuff? I know I would!