[ is what he would say if his skinny ass didn't just get knocked the fuck over by a giant spring of water. if it could make noise, his damned paintbrush would be laughing right now, judging how happily its bobbing and sloshing paint everywhere. unfortunately, this triggers a coughing fit, so now he's drenched and coughing and getting red paint in his hair and on his clothes and he just. wants to die. right now. he wishes for death to take him right this very moment. ]
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[ is what he would say if his skinny ass didn't just get knocked the fuck over by a giant spring of water. if it could make noise, his damned paintbrush would be laughing right now, judging how happily its bobbing and sloshing paint everywhere. unfortunately, this triggers a coughing fit, so now he's drenched and coughing and getting red paint in his hair and on his clothes and he just. wants to die. right now. he wishes for death to take him right this very moment. ]