[OK, kid you're flinging paint there. Derek pushes the paintbrush out of his face and sighs exasperatingly.]

Will you just listen! I said nothing about you stealing this app. Bloody hell, if you did I'd be impressed. But that's not how this works. This app, Retrospec, is like a social media app. And everyone who is on it goes through some crazy shit. If you thought your little teenage life was hard and a pain in the ass, well, things are going to get a whole lot worse.