"Black, white, or brown are the appropriate colors." Seriously, who didn't know that? Was this guy even from the city? He sighs and keeps working, nodding in approval at the black that appears as he strokes his brush neatly along the seat.

Ah, but...

"Okay, that's bothering me. Get over here and turn this entire thing blue-green, and then we can find help in turning it a decent color."