[ YEAH THAT'S WHAT HE THOUGHT. akutagawa knows smarmlords can apologize only to turn up at your driveway at 4am, so he isn't entirely convinced. besides, it's not like weirdo mcweirdoson denied the tweet was a Mood or whatever. ]

I want a loaf of cranberry-walnut bread, an entire strawberry glaze-frosting bundt cake, two of those red velvet cakepops, and...

[ a quick glance around and-- oh wow, something just called out to his soul. he picks up the sacred item and places it on the counter. ]

This tacky novelty mug.

--And make this order out to Akutagawa.