[Enough was enough and-- after being assaulted by this particular paintbrush that had seen fit to entangle itself in his long, messy ponytail, Everett Vale turned to the one tried and true tactic that always worked in times when reason had no bearing any longer:
Run.
Feel free to laugh at the man-- or try to help him. Even video game logic could only go so far in the midst of this chaos...
Or, did it?
A true gamer would realize that this was a Quest and that they had received The Call to Adventure.]>
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All right. Care to explain what's going on so I can get back to my game?
[He was a little busy-- there was a raid going on in his MMO and he had only gotten up to get a fresh drink when his phone hit him with the notification. He didn't really have time for this, and it was rude to just go AFK in the middle of something.
He wanted to get this oer quickly; he didn't want to deal with this right now.]
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What the fuck???
[Enough was enough and-- after being assaulted by this particular paintbrush that had seen fit to entangle itself in his long, messy ponytail, Everett Vale turned to the one tried and true tactic that always worked in times when reason had no bearing any longer:
Run.
Feel free to laugh at the man-- or try to help him. Even video game logic could only go so far in the midst of this chaos...
Or, did it?
A true gamer would realize that this was a Quest and that they had received The Call to Adventure.]>
Bonus
All right. Care to explain what's going on so I can get back to my game?
[He was a little busy-- there was a raid going on in his MMO and he had only gotten up to get a fresh drink when his phone hit him with the notification. He didn't really have time for this, and it was rude to just go AFK in the middle of something.
He wanted to get this oer quickly; he didn't want to deal with this right now.]
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