[Look, Maya doesn't have a problem with Responsible Adults, it's just that hers aren't around much. Not that they're bad parents, just... very busy. Either way, the fact that she doesn't look that much older does not escape her notice, but takes it in stride. For the moment. Unless she gets pushy about it.

She grins and plants her hands on her hips.]

No need to worry, there! I didn't fall, I jumped!

[...probably not the response any rational person would be looking for...]

But seriously, it's fine. It's not like the ground's even that slippery.

[This would be the key time for someone to slip and fall somewhere in the background, but luckily this is not a sitcom.]