Don't - don't say that. I don't want to be the best at anything that involves this kind of behavior. What I am is indulging you this once, and don't forget it.
[Heigo eyes his shot with clear apprehension when it arrives, not at all mollified by such an innocuous choice of alcohol when it's still bright goddamn green. He pounds it back, though, and slams his shot glass down afterward just like he used to in college, and god, that feels like a thousand years ago.
Ugh. He swears he can feel the residue of green dye along his gumline. Are his teeth green now, like he's some dumb kid who just polished off a whole stick of rock candy? They probably are. And he can feel the shamrocks on his headband bobbing wildly again.]
Are you really this bad of an influence on everyone, or am I special in that regard?
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[Heigo eyes his shot with clear apprehension when it arrives, not at all mollified by such an innocuous choice of alcohol when it's still bright goddamn green. He pounds it back, though, and slams his shot glass down afterward just like he used to in college, and god, that feels like a thousand years ago.
Ugh. He swears he can feel the residue of green dye along his gumline. Are his teeth green now, like he's some dumb kid who just polished off a whole stick of rock candy? They probably are. And he can feel the shamrocks on his headband bobbing wildly again.]
Are you really this bad of an influence on everyone, or am I special in that regard?