[Well, handshakes are cool with Sigmund even before the name really registers with him. Don't mind him if he grips a little firmer than he normally would, he's not driving tonight.]

...Oh, hey, what a coincidence! [Wait, hold that thought.] Uh - Sigmund Klim, Recolle U. You're not that one... writer guy, are you? Journalist? Something like that.

[There we go, thought officially held for at least three seconds.]