[ There is, indeed, absolutely no green anywhere on his person. But it's not due to any kind of committed aesthetic; he just completely forgot what day it was. (With the added cruel twist of fate that his coat is green, and today is the first day all year that he decided it was warm enough to leave it at home.) ]

Sorry for sneaking. I wasn't trying to, but I'm just one of those people who's kind of hard to notice.

But now I'm wondering what you would have told my manager...