[ don't worry. he can't beat the shit out of someone and hold onto a dog.

also he doesn't remember how. yet. ]

"That app?" [ ...oh. that one. the one that magically showed up and won't go away no matter what he does. he scoffs in annoyance. ] What, that Retro-whatever the fuck? I've been trying to get rid of it. [ he doesn't do social media. ] I don't know anyone from there.

[ ...wait. ]

Is that where you got my name?

[ stupid piece of shit app. he's going to have to throw his phone in the ocean and buy a new one before he gets his identity stolen. god damn it. ]